Showing posts with label Republican Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Republican Jesus. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Poems for Trump #44 Republican Jesus is summoned ...

Republican Jesus

Republican Jesus is summoned to Trump Tower, part 1.


The message was plain
'Be There!'
& Republican Jesus
knowing quite well
which side of the bread
his butter was on sprang
abjectly into action,
calling up young Fitzroy
his at-home, on-call & quite
the dandy fancy man,
so splendidly liveried
& be-ribboned chauffeur,

Republican Jesus donned his
favourite gold lame cape,
an assumed nod to Joseph
& his many-colored coat,
but more to the fawning Liberace
& the empty husk that was old Elvis,
he of super dazzling & oh so mighty
US cultural fame.

Republican Jesus's limousine
had tinted windows & hanging
pine-forest scent,
a shield of sorts from the world outside,
for that world vexed & troubled him,
but fear not,
only mildly,
to be truly,
truly,
honest.

His soft & oh so precious behind
rested gently on the finest
of crushed velvet cushions,
his delicate manicured hand
lay poised by the window,
for though he abhorred
the hoi-polloi of New York's
teeming dirty streets
he would on occasion
raise a weary limp wrist
to random passers-by
in the style preferred
by the older Queen of England,
slightly touching but yet
oh so very distant.

He wondered to himself
as he neared that place,
that mighty Tower,
that huge & glittering
so utterly glorious edifice
that just simply radiated
& desperately oozed
veritably discharged
rank wealth, indecency,
& the emptiness of death in
life's dull yet seemingly comforting
sweet ice cold embrace.

Why oh why had he been summoned?
For what?
Oh how he tingled & shivered,
& by God how was he so deserving?
& he wondered just why
& how could he be so blessed
this very day & so ...
how shall I say
... privileged.


































Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Poems for Trump #32 Republican Jesus.

Republican Jesus



A Poem for The Lord's Day.

Republican Jesus.

Republican Jesus is not all that keen 
on feeding the poor
to tell the truth
food-stamps lead to dependence
don't they,
Republican Jesus winks & nods
at wives on the side
third wives
& trophy wives
oh good luck to you son
on that one,
Republican Jesus hates softness
& gentleness
& just plain kindness
it reeks of communism
& caring
& sharing,
Republican Jesus will kill for Christ,
sleep with his guns,
caress his ammo
his lock, stock & barrel,
tongue bullets
not wafers,
Republican Jesus loves money
loves money a whole bunch
gets excited
over money,
caresses himself
while watching
Lives of the Rich and Famous,
Republican Jesus has a private jet
with gold commode
& caviar,
sips the very best
of everything,
& feels no pain.
Republican Jesus has flipped it all around,
all the love for the destitute,
the feeding of the five thousand,
the humility,
the simple loaves & fishes,
Republican Jesus has the ethics of
a hyena
& the honesty of
the cuckoo bird,
the warm-heartedness
of a hungry great white,
the vision of a mole,
& the promise
of a golden future
built upon the backs
of the less
fortunate.
Republican Jesus is the real deal
isn't he!